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STORIES:   Crack Dealer   Serial Masturbator   Sheep Molester   Phantom Shitter   Hacker *NEW*   Prostitute *NEW* * We are currenly working on more stories. We will publish a new story at least once a week. Check back frequently. Next story due before May 26th.   SITE INFO:   Arrest A Friend   GET A PRISON ID BADGE   About this site   HOW IT WORKS!   About the author   Fan Mail   Hate Mail   Humorous Uses   Where We've Been   Contact   Remove this URL Link To Us (Donate $1.00: Keep this site free. Click on the button above to donate)   OTHER STUFF: This website is hosted by NWG.	Crack dealer Paul Brown arrested. Wednesday, May 23, 2001 CINCINNATI IMAGES BULLET.GIF , OHIO (WASARRESTED) -- A man who police say boasted about his criminal exploits and dared them to catch him was captured today, hiding in his mother's home. Paul Brown is suspected of selling crack cocaine to elementary school kids, sometimes while dressed in drag. Brown, who authorities say is a sick and demented criminal, surprised police by mailing them a videotape of himself and a long-written confession, with his photo at the bottom of each page. In the videotape, Brown taunted police by saying, "Humuhumu-nukunuku-a-pua`a", (a fish that makes strange grunting noises when taken out of the water.) Police spokesman, Lt. Jim Bob, said that was the last straw. First he sells crack cocaine to elementary school kids, now he's making fun of us with a weird grunting pig-fish. He said Brown was captured at 3:00pm in his mother's home in Cincinnati. Get a Prison ID Badge Arrest A Friend
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